Kate Gosselin Plastic Surgery Inquest On “The View”

No Botox. No Bachelorette. Kate Gosselin spent her Friday morning shooting down a slew of rumors about going under the knife and looking for love on the tube as she filled in for a vacationing Barbara Walters on The View Friday.

“I’m not the next ‘Bachelorette.’ I am a bachelorette but I’m not ‘The Bachelorette. Botox, absolutely not. Boobs, no. Tummy tuck, yes….I just got a good bra.”

Thankfully for those of us who enjoy tunes that don’t threaten to sever our eardrums, Kate’s reps have also shot down reports that the mother of eight is in chats to record a holiday album.