Open Caption: Tim Allen + Elvira on Last Man Standing

Halloween is in less than a week, and you know what that means: Open Caption, Now with More Costumes! But first, here the winners from yesterday’s contest:

From skeeter291:
Dick Cavett: This is my guest? You mean you bumped Don Rickles for him?

From Taccado:
The finale of the first annual Who Can Go the Longest Without Peeing competition.

From Arch_Angel88:
Dick: “Here today we have the very talented Jonathan Ames, discussing his Oedipal complex.”
Jonathan: “Ummm, I thought we were going to talk about my new book.”
Dick: “We’ll get to that.”

Today’s Image: Last Man Standing
Just when you thought you’d seen everything, here’s this: Tim Allen, Hector Elizondo, and Elvira, Mistress of the Night. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!