Pink Pregnant?

Pink’s uterus is currently occupied, if a scoop featured on the pages of the Nov. 22 issue of Us Weekly is to be believed.

The Goss Watchers who left the blogosphere flustered and fluttered when it sparked Beyonce Stork Watch 2010 just last month, now claims the Philly-raised punk pop princess is the latest celeb joining the brigade of Hollywood moms. Us cites sources who claim Pink, 31, is three months pregnant with her first child with hubby Carey Hart, the Motorcross racer she nearly divorced in 2008. We’ll believe it when we see a baby bump and a soiled EPT stick, but let’s hear ‘em out, shall we?

“Pink was determined to make the relationship solid. Now she’s really happy, and she’s excited she got pregnant so fast! She’ll be a brilliant mother.”

We’re not sure about brilliant, but she’s sure to be a mama you won’t wanna mess with. Pink recently confessed her affinity for corporal punishment in an interview with Access Hollywood: “I think parents need to beat the crap outta their kids,” she said. “I think the whole spanking thing and how it’s gotten all PC is for the birds. [My dad] put me through a wall; it’s the only reason I’m still alive. I would have kicked me out when I was eight… I was not comfortable with authority or rules. I was bad.”

Forget a blankie. We’re getting Pink’s bundle of joy a helmet and a pair of kneepads!