(This article is 100 p.c only a record of main spoilers for “Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker.”)
It’s been many years because the “Star Wars” discourse has been comparatively calm, and actually that was in all probability solely as a result of social media didn’t exist within the 1970s and ’80s. These days we don’t have that profit, so it’s been continuous arguing since Disney purchased Lucasfilm again in 2012. It’s simply what we do. And nothing about that has modified now that we’ve all seen “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.”
Since it’s going to be just a few years earlier than we’ve got one other “Star Wars” film to combat about, you higher get as a lot arguing about “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker” as you’ll be able to. And that can assist you with that, we’ve bought right here an inventory of issues we didn’t like concerning the conclusion to the so-called Skywalker Saga which you can convey up whenever you wanna begin a combat.
So right here you go. Below we’ve bought 22 huge gripes about “The Rise of Skywalker.” It’s not an exhaustive record, however we are able to solely take into consideration this film for thus lengthy earlier than we go loopy, so this should do for now.
1. One thousand Death Stars
Late within the film it’s revealed that this large fleet of Star Destroyers that Emperor Palpatine pulled out of the ice on Exegol originally of the film was geared up with Death Star lasers. The reveal is made when considered one of them blows up a planet for no explicit purpose. The Resistance people then briefly huddle up and determine that in all probability all these ships can try this. That looks as if an illogical conclusion to attract, as a result of that will imply the dangerous guys have a whole fleet of Death Stars, which might be simply essentially the most ludicrous factor that has ever occurred in a “Star Wars” film. But because the situation is rarely talked about once more we aren’t certain what different conclusion we may come to.
2. The Rebel fleet from nowhere
To problem all these Death Stars, the Resistance launches an assault on Exegol with solely a Corellian Corvette and like one single fighter squadron and one service ship filled with troops. Fortunately for them, Lando spent a pair hours flying across the galaxy and casually assembling the most important fleet we’ve ever seen in any of those films. That’s completely loopy. Lando was not even gone that lengthy.
3. The Emperor returns earlier than the film begins
There’s a number of inventive choices on this film I can’t even start to grasp, and essentially the most complicated of these is the choice to have Emperor Palpatine make his huge return to the galactic stage between films. How do you convey again a useless character and never even allow us to see characters reacting to that revelation because it occurs? This one truly makes me mad. If you’re gonna cram an entire trilogy of tales in a single film, you continue to have to start out originally.
4. Rey is the Emperor’s granddaughter
The climax of the “Skywalker Saga” was about two Palpatine relations combating one another. Incredible.
5. Luke and Leia knew about Rey’s lineage the entire time
This is only a complicated bit. When did they be taught this necessary reality? Why had they by no means achieved something with that tidbit of key data? There’s a number of bizarre ramifications to their possession of this data, and “The Rise of Skywalker” has no real interest in exploring any of them.
6. Leia died for no purpose
They determined to kill off Leia within the strangest and low-key manner: by calling out by way of the Force. It took Luke bodily projecting himself throughout the galaxy and doing a lightsaber combat earlier than the trouble killed him. How weak are we purported to assume Leia is?
7. The Knights of Ren
Late within the movie, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren is compelled to combat his former bros the Knights of Ren so as to earn his redemption. It’s a…
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