What to Watch Tonight: The Premieres of Glee, New Girl, and Unforgettable

What to watch on Tuesday, September 20.

Premiere Week continues with returning favorites and the debuts of some high-profile new series. Whether you like teenage singers, murder investigators, morbidly obese people, or Kathy Griffin, there’s really something for everyone! Except you, Steven M. Anton of Grand Rapids, Illinois. There is nothing on for you tonight (sorry). For everyone else, though, check these out:

America’s favorite teenage rascals are BACK, and they are SASSIER than ever. In tonight’s season opener, the students of McKinley High continue to lick their wounds after their loss at Nationals. Plus Sue Sylvester’s running for Congress, Blaine is considering a transfer to McKinley, and Sam’s mysterious absence may or may not be explained. Aw, the locker room showers will seem so empty without him!

New Girl
After a humiliating breakup with her live-in boyfriend, a hip yet weird lady (Zooey Deschanel) moves into an apartment with three dudes she met on Craigslist. I really loved this sitcom, but I guess your reaction will depend on how you feel about attractive female weirdos? They are okay with me! (p.s. Don’t get too attached to the Damon Wayans, Jr. character.)

10pm, FX
Sons of Anarchy
The Feds get closer to taking down SAMCRO, plus Clay and Jax continue to campaign for the Mexican-cartel deal. Let’s just hope it goes better than the one on Breaking Bad.

Meet Carrie (Poppy Montgomery), a fiery redhead with an impeccable memory who uses her gifts to help solve murder investigations. Hopefully you like her face, because most of the show is her staring into the middle-distance remembering details from crime scenes. Perfect TV, in other words.

In tonight’s season premiere, when Tony’s involvement in a secret assignment leads to the death of another NCIS agent, Gibbs will help him determine how exactly it went down. And the whole time they will banter, because close-proximity murder ain’t even a thing to these dudes.

9pm, CW
Bridget’s right smack in the middle of Siobhan’s awful life, and now she must try and cover up the crime she accidentally committed. Plus Machado’s skeptical about “Siobhan” and Gemma’s suspicions of her husband’s infidelities (with Siobhan) intensify. Plus hopefully some green-screen work worthy of a Tommy Wiseau film?

90210, 8 p.m., CW
Biggest Loser, SEASON 12 PREMIERE, 8 p.m., NBC
Dancing With the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
Downsized, 9 p.m., WE
Kathy Griffin: Pants Off, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 9 p.m., Bravo
NCIS: Los Angeles, SEASON 3 PREMIERE, 9 p.m., CBS
What Not to Wear, MIDSEASON FINALE, 9 p.m., TLC
Raising Hope, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 9:30 p.m., Fox
Body of Proof, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10 p.m., ABC
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Parenthood, 10 p.m., NBC
Rachel Zoe Project, 10 p.m., Bravo
Teen Mom, 10 p.m., MTV
Top Shot, 10 p.m., History
Tosh.0, MIDSEASON PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
Workaholics, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Web Therapy, 11 p.m., Showtime
Awkward., 11:30 p.m., MTV

Anthony Mackie on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Dana Carvey on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
David Guetta & The Decemberists on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:35 a.m., NBC
Gerard Butler & Whitney Cummings on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Harry Connick Jr. on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Simon Baker & Bryce Dallas Howard on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Simon Cowell on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC

What are you watching tonight?

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