The richest caboose on reality TV is no longer hitched to Halle Berry’s ex.

Well…that lasted long!

After about five minutes of making googly eyes at one another at Lakers games, Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry have called it quits, Life & Style snoops said this afternoon.

The unlikely union between the well-coiffed 34-year-old Versace model and the new richest woman in unscripted TV has gone up in smoke after Kim grew concerned that Aubry was more interested in more multimillion empire and status as a Hollywood social climber than he was in a committed relationship.

Although we’re sure Halle’s alleged condemnation of Kim’s “porno past” didn’t help matters much.

Aubry and Berry, 44, split in April after five years together; they have a two-year-old daughter, Nahla.

“Kim feels like Gabriel was just using her for her fame,” an insider close to the Keeping Up With the Kardashians starlet told the tab.

Though Gabriel has historically dated older women, Kim is four years his junior, and snoops say the age difference became a problem between the shortlived couple.

Gabriel “is older than Kim is looking for, so she’s decided to stop seeing him.”

Of course, Kim won’t be living in the Land of Single Ladies for long. We hear she’s wasted no time getting back to her roots. You know dating the kind of men she can really see a future with….Muscular athletes! Kim — who previously dated NFL stars Reggie Bush and Miles Austin — is seeing Kris Humphries, a 25-year-old hoopster for the New Jersey Nets.

“Kim likes him much more than Gabriel. He’s normal, so much fun and cute. He’s perfect for what Kim wants right now, which is some fun dates and some fun times.”

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