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Great news for Tiger Woods’ penis. The womanizing golfer has finalized his divorce from long-suffering wife Elin Nordegren. Yay, strippers, cocktail waitresses, and pornstars, rejoice! Free lapdances for all!Both Elin, 30, and Tiger, 34, were reportedly present at the Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Florida on Monday morning as their six-year union was […] Continue reading Tiger Woods Divorce From Elin Nordegren Finalized In Florida Courtroom

Former Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel’s wanted to go out with ”The Bachelor” star Jake Pavelka, but he has apparently turned down the offer. According to RadarOnline.com, Uchitel was rejected by Pavelka after she asked one of his friends to set the two up on a date via e-mail. Pavelka, a source said, turned the […] Continue reading ”The Bachelor” star Jake Pavelka turns down Woods” mistress’ date offer

In the midst of all of the drama going on surrounding his daughter Lindsay, Michael Lohan is still finding the time to create and produce a new… Continue reading Michael Lohan creating reality show with Jon Gosselin ex, Tiger Woods mistress

Hollywood A-listers including Michael Douglas and Samuel L. Jackson took part in a celebrity golf tournament in Ireland on Wednesday, competing with professional players including Tiger Woods for charity. The Hollywood actors, along with Kyle MacLachlan and Hugh Grant, took to the green for the two-day JP McManus Pro-Am Tournament in Limerick, Ireland. The actors […] Continue reading Douglas, Grant play golf against Woods for charity

It has been reported by all tabloids that Tiger Woods, professional golfer, is currently having a rough time as before, concerning two aspects of his life: both off and on the golf course. We know that he is desperately trying to do his best to return to his past form and results, however, he has […] Continue reading Tiger Woods Can’t Stop Suffering Major Setbacks