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All 46 Video Game Movies Ranked, Including ‘Sonic the

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As a category of diversifications, online game motion pictures do not get numerous respect. But that is simply because they, appropriately, lean towards trashiness over respectability. In actuality, some online game motion pictures are good, and a few of them are actually, actually unhealthy. Let’s type them out, by rating all of the online game motion pictures by way of “Sonic the Hedgehog.”

Vivendi

46. “Postal” (2008) The pinnacle of director Uwe Boll’s string of horrendous online game motion pictures (he has 5 that qualify for this listing by getting theatrical releases someplace), however to be truthful it is in all probability nonetheless a greater murals than the sport it is primarily based on.

Lionsgate

45. “Alone in the Dark” (2005) “House of the Dead” briefly tricked us into pondering Uwe Boll was a camp grasp, however his subsequent online game film, “Alone in the Dark,” was such an incomprehensible slog that I’ve by no means been capable of sit during it after my first viewing within the theater.

Universal

44. “The Wizard” (1989)Technically that is an adaptation of a novelty online game peripheral, the Nintendo Power Glove, fairly than an precise sport. And it is as a lot of a joke as you’d anticipate a feature-length advert to be.

Sony/Columbia

43. “The Angry Birds Movie” (2016)I’m a unfavourable particular person on precept, however even I used to be postpone by the misanthropy of this youngsters film. When neo-Nazis embrace your cartoon, you in all probability did one thing improper.

Romar Entertainment

42. “BloodRayne” (2006)In 2003, Kristanna Loken regarded like she was gonna be any person when she starred as a Terminatrix in “Terminator 3.” And then she starred in two Uwe Boll motion pictures, together with this travesty.

Open Road

41. “Silent Hill: Revelations” (2012)Worse than the primary “Silent Hill” film in each doable approach, all the way down to actors who appear incapable of creating facial expressions. Which is unhealthy information, as a result of many of the performing in a “Silent Hill” film calls for reacting to all of the bizarre issues the characters encounter.

Miramax

40. “Pokemon Heroes” (2003)This is the fifth “Pokemon” film. That’s all I’ve to say about it.

20th Century Fox

39. “Max Payne” (2008)Most movies video games aren’t actually suited to movie diversifications, however “Max Payne” is an exception as violent melodramatic noir. To its credit score, the film model goes for that, keying into the sport’s concepts and imaginative and prescient and broadening it into a visible strategy that is typically type of fascinating. It cannot fairly maintain all of it collectively, although.

20th Century Fox

38. “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li” (2009)Usually, unhealthy online game motion pictures are the “boring” type of unhealthy, however the second try at a “Street Fighter” film nearly manages to realize “accidental camp classic” standing at some factors. But the remainder of it, sadly, is simply an affront to humanity.

Columbia

37. “Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within” (2001)Exactly the type of half-baked melodramatic rubbish you’d anticipate from the terrible “Final Fantasy”…

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