Meanwhile, Evan went around telling people (mostly Jared) that Amanda had cried (which she at least pretended to do, for like a second) and told him she totally came to Paradise for him too, which she did not, according to what the cameras showed us. GIVE IT UP, EVAN.
That was only the first 10 minutes of two hours, you guys. We just wrote 500 words on 10 minutes of “reality” television. We are trash. Heavily invested, total trash.
But like…that wasn’t even the end of it. Evan wasn’t done. He interrupted Jamanda yet again, but this time he just wanted to tell Amanda to “be careful” after he heard about Andi Dorfman’s tell-all book, which is definitely the companion book of the season.
Amanda genuinely became concerned, especially after talking to Lace and being reminded that all the women warned her too. But then, Lace went to tell Grant all about what was going on, only to completely not notice sweaty ol’ Josh sitting right next to Grant. Josh was certainly not happy to hear that Evan was talking about him behind his back, or that anyone was talking about the TOTALLY FICTIONAL story told by his ex-fiancee, Andi Dorfman.
“We should never judge no matter what!” said a guy about whom all the negative things are apparently untrue. “It’s a fictional story! The facts are that it’s a fictional novel! The facts are that it’s a fictional story!”
“Then why wouldn’t you sue her for libel?” Evan asked, which is a very good question.
After a long pause, we finally got: “Why even acknowledge something that’s so fictional, so untrue?”
OK, Josh. Whatever you say.