Chelsea Handler Dumped 50 Cent: “I Don’t Want Your Stinkin’ Presents!”

Contrary to rumors, scoundrels get lonely too. Just ask 50 Cent.

Despite her frequent squeals at the sight of thugged-out hip-hopsters, Chelsea Handler’s not quite as down with “The Swirl” as she’d like us to believe.

E!’s First Lady of Late-Night left 50 Cent “heartbroken” when she pulled the plug on their shortlived romance just before the holidays, according to Us Weekly.

The acid-tongued comedienne, 35, quietly dated the bad boy rapper, also 35, for a few months before dumping him in favor of new hotelier beau Andre Balazs, who was previously romantically-linked to actress Uma Thurman, the tabloid claims.

“Chelsea and Andre are dating,” a friend confirmed to Us. “He’s exactly her type….50 Cent spent Christmas sending her gifts, but she sent them back. She put a note on one that said, ‘I can buy my own gifts.’”

Poor Fiddy, there’s nothing like getting the heave ho just before Kwanzaa!