Russell Brand High School Photo Unearthed

You’ll never guess who this dork grew up to be! He’s so damn funny, he shagged a billion women then charmed the pop world’s hottest “California Gurl” into marrying him. Why it’s none other than British comedian Russell Brand — Pre-Jesus Hair. This gem of a pic was recently unearthed by COED Magazine, which uploaded

You’ll never guess who this dork grew up to be! He’s so damn funny, he shagged a billion women then charmed the pop world’s hottest “California Gurl” into marrying him. Why it’s none other than British comedian Russell Brand — Pre-Jesus Hair.

This gem of a pic was recently unearthed by COED Magazine, which uploaded the image to Facebook alongside the caption: “Guess which celebrity was kinda nerdy and overweight as a kid?”

We’d recognize that furrowed brow anywhere! Dontcha just wanna pinch those cheeks?