Skintight Dress Sends Joan Collins To ER

This dress put Joan Collins in the hospital.

You can’t pull off a lifetime of flawless glamour without a lil’ bit of pain. Just ask the immaculate Joan Collins! The 77-year-old’s Oscars Afterparty frock (Photographed Above…) hugged her famous curves so tightly that she had to call an ambulance.

“We had been [at the Oscars] for seven hours, and I started feeling dizzy,” Joan recalled this week. “I tried to get some air, but I felt really faint. I wanted to leave in our limo, but Percy decided to call an ambulance. We went to the hospital, and they did all the tests before the doctors told me I was absolutely fine and released me.”

The Dynasty dame adds: “The truth was, I made the wrong decision to wear a very tight dress, and had something rather like a Victorian swoon. The good news is, I am in good health and feel fine today.”