Russell Brand Katy Perry Detox Diet

Everybody knows it’s ok to get fat once you’re married, right?

Newlyweds Katy Perry and Russell Brand must have overdone it on their honeymoon because the couple are reportedly going on a strict detox diet as we approach the holidays. The couple — who married in an intimate ceremony in India last month — are cutting out wheat, dairy and meat until the end of the year, a Kat-Russ informant tells Britain’s Daily Star.

(When are we going to come up with a cute couple nickname for these two?)

“Katy and Russell are taking care of themselves and are on a mission to get fit. As well as cutting out wheat and dairy, they’re on a diet of raw vegetables, tofu, and pulses.”

As if they need to lose any weight!

The insider added: “They’re both drinking loads of pineapple juice and are obsessed with Indian green tea, which is full of anti-toxins and great for weight loss.”

The newspaper added that Katy will most likely be spending Christmas this year with Russell’s family in London.

“Katy and Russ are trying to get their families together for their first Christmas as husband and wife, Katy thinks a White Christmas in London would be romantic.”